May 2013
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
swagony:
if theres one thing school taught me its never touch the underside of a desk
andsnuggle:
cybercum:
when you follow someone for their blog and then realize that they’re super fuckin hot it’s like buying a snickers bar and finding $200 inside
More like buying a willy wonka bar and finding the golden ticket
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
